Golden Age Problems

So you thought you had problems? Golden-aged Superman had troubles that you ain't even thought of.
Take this story right here...or leave it, I don't care. But if you will, it shows the lengths that ol' Supes had to go to back then just to keep up the status quo .

by Bill Woolfolk & Al Plastino
from SUPERMAN #60 (UK)
from SUPERMAN #91 (US)



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Yep.
All that just to not be recognized as Clark.
Luckily all pedestrians in Metropolis are blind nowadays and Superman doesn't have to waste time worrying.
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Simply Having A Wondrful.............

from ARCHIE GIANT SERIES # 158, January 1969






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Under The Sea

Are you even ready for a fetish-filled adventure?
Welp, ready or not, here it comes.
And pay attention; there'll be a quiz later.
How many fetishes can you spot?

by Moulton & Peters
from COMIC CAVALCADE #9, 1944 Winter Issue

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So-o-o.......how many fetishes did you count? (I was just kiidding, there's no quiz.)
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